- Irish Central – Irish tourist deported and barred from US after ‘destroy America’ tweet: Joking tweets about partying and quotes from “Family Guy” lands holiday makers in prison; … The agents told their suspects they would check their lugguage for spades and said they suspected that Bunting was to act as a “lookout” while Leigh raided Marilyn Monroe’s tomb…
Forbes reported that the Department of Homeland Security charging sheet stated “Mr. Bryan confirmed that he had posted on his Tweeter [sic] website account that he was coming to the United States to dig up the grave of Marilyn Monroe…Also on his tweeter [sic] account, Mr Bryan tweeted that he was coming to destroy America.”
- CourtHouseNews – Quebec Accused of ‘Absurd’ Terror Arrest: A Muslim sales manager claims Quebec police illegally arrested him and “absurdly” accused him of being a terrorist because of “a pep talk he had given his fellow sales staff about ‘blowing away’ the competition”.
Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with no humour. Who's gonna do it? You? You pop-culture hipster? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You laugh at Family Guy and you mock Marilyn Monroe. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that arresting sales coaches and hipsters, while dumbassed, probably saves lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives... You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about on message boards, you want me on that "Facepage" wall. You need me on that "Tweeter".
